Free Agency Begins

Which means one thing: time for the Redskins to drop massive Benjamins.

It's rumored that Buffalo MLB London Fletcher and Minnesota CB Fred Sex Boat Smoot will be Redskins before weeks end, providing help to a defense ranked 31st overall and last against the pass. This could also mean oft-injured CB Shawn Springs will be cut by the team.

For Smoot, it will mark a homecoming following his disappointing and trouble addled stay in Minnesota.

Fletcher will reunite with his former coach, Greg Williams, and likely disappoint legions of Redskins fans with his inability to stuff the run.