An Ode To The Greatest Man On Earth

A thought experiment for you:

What would you think of the guy that dates her?


Now, what if I told you that this lucky guy was also the striker for Italy's AC Milan?

And finally, what if I told you that this striker was suspended 3 games for a failed drug test, whereupon his girlfriend stepped forward to take the blame, claiming that a cream used during sex was the cause of his drug infraction?

You would say: Why it must be Marco Borriello, the greatest man on earth.