Good old John Amaechi, wasting perfectly good news space with these amazing developments:
Former NBA player John Amaechi became the first openly gay male athlete to sign an endorsement deal with a mainstream company.SO WHAT?!!! This is news now? And that "mainstream company" is....HeadBlade?
"John Amaechi is the newest face of the brand because he embodies many of the qualities representative of a HeadBlader," HeadBlade chief executive Todd Greene said. "He is a man comfortable in his own skin and he's not afraid to go against the grain."Get it? Grain, like shaving against the grain, like a double-entendre. Clever.
And he sports a shaved noggin.
After that the comparison sorta falls apart, unless "HeadBladers" are generally attracted to penis.