Tuesday, February 13

In Other News...

Digressing from sports for a moment; the infamously tabloid friendly Anna Nicole Smith managed to pass away (the strong money is on an OD at this point, with a parlay suicide) in a county where the chief medical examiner has a skull made for the tabloids -- tabloids of the 'aliens probed my cranium' variety. She somehow managed to look a million times hotter in death by virtue of this Munster family member being the expert on it.

Josuha Perper, Chief Medical Examiner, Broward County: Are there anymore questions?

Reporter: Yes, thank you Doctor. What, exactly, can you tell us about that freakishly large bulge on your already hideously misshapen noggin?

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