We'd like to welcome back guest-blogger and friend of the Mini-Grilling, Floyd Landis:
Glad to be back, Eric.
Floyd Landogg again, I'll be brief;
Kiss my naturally-high-testosterone-sweat covered ass: "Lapse may jeopardize case against Landis"
The French dropped the ball? No, not the French, anyone but the French, they seem so competent and on the ball.
Lab Tech #1: Pierre, wheech sampul is zee Landis?
Pierre: Lab Tech #1, dus mah hat luook good tiltud like so?
Lab Tech #1: Oui. AH NO PIERRE! Zee sampul is not zee wine!!! Zootalo!!!
I gotta run folks, but when you hear that car horn echoing through the Champs Elysees, it means my bare ass hanging out the window is not far behind.
-Floyd Lanids, www.floydlandis.com