Between tabliod-esque teasers and microsecond spliced, seizure inducing highlight reels -- Sportscenter can still make a good joke or two.
On today's snow-delayed game in Cleveland:
"So Global Warming -- like everything else cool and hip in the world -- has not yet reached Cleveland"
Who-Dey?...Yeah, the dudes with the ankle bracelets, what the hell is that? Ohhh it's never a good thing when one of your supporting WR's is serving a jail sentence...or the other EIGHT guys who couldn't quite decipher between right or wrong when it comes to the everyday quagmires we all run into, like, "Should I beat my wife right now?" or "Is drunken boating a smart decision?" or the ever-present "Should I commit grand theft burglary tonight?"...at least they're familiar with wearing orange
If once is an aberration, twice is coincidence and thrice is the beginning of a pattern...where the F does this fall? Nine? Including FIVE alone by Chris Henry himself? I'm just waiting for the Vegas gambling prospects to start rolling out now: "Which will be a higher figure, 2007 Devil Rays total wins or total team arrests for Bengals players in the 2007 calendar year?" D-Rays got a lotta young talent, but goddamn Cincy's loaded on this one...
Speaking of loaded, and speaking of predictions, I don't know how the hell they've averted the almost commonplace "weapons charge"...Next Bungle arrest: unlawful possession of a firearm...any takers?
