Showing posts with label Browns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Browns. Show all posts

Thursday, February 22

Why Your Team Beat My Team Or Why My Team Beat Your Team

With the awesome power of hindsight you can mold NFL stats into whatever shape you'd like, and today I did just that.

In this case I was trying to find a stat that accurately measured how well a team performed last season. Common sense says that the average PPG against the average of P-Allowed PG would be a good indicator. Turns out it's a very good indicator.

I was actually shocked at how well it corresponded with the playoff team's records. Check it (teams listed in order of finish at end of regular season):


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PPGPAPGDifferential
San Diego30.818.9+11.9
Chicago26.715.9+10.8
Baltimore22.112.6+9.5
Indy26.722.5+4.2
New England24.114.8+9.3
New Orleans25.820.1+5.7
Philly24.920.5+4.4
NY Jets19.818.4+1.4
Seattle20.921.3-1
Dallas26.621.9+4.7
KC20.719.7+1
NY Giants22.222.6-0.4

As you can see Seattle over-performed again and squeaked bye in a crappy division.

Jacksonville had some tough breaks this year. Sure, they didn't man-up when it counted, but they managed to man-up enough o compile a pretty healthy scoring differential, just not the W's that usually accompany it.

Their line:
23.2     17.1     +6.1
Which is better than half the playoff teams.


AS FOR the Redskins:
19.2     23.5     -4.3
Ouch.

It could've been worse though,
14.9     22.2     -7.3
I could be a Browns fan.

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Wednesday, February 21

How to take it like a champ...Cleveland-style

Team signs star, homegrown center...star center gets hurt before season begins...more surgery now required that may end not only star center's next season, but possibly entire career.

The fans of the (insert team) by now are raging in unison; a smoldering caulderon of cheated feelings and 'what the fuck's?!?' burn well into the upcoming season, lamenting on the disaster at every possible moment a discussion arises.

Yeah...maybe...but not in Cleveland.

LeCharles Bentley's blown up knee and pending disaster is just another pothole fallen through on the tattered road the Browns' ass-pulled rickshaw has been traversing in, oh, the past four decades. Better yet, not only have we inertly accepted this latest news, we've basically already concluded his career is smoked. Well, unless he gets let go, then we will all witness a resurrection tantamount to that of Jesus Christ.

The Boulevard of Broken Dreams stretches not through the glitz and glamour of southern California my friends, that treacherous pass resides along the Lake Erie shore. Beaten yet again, yes, though defeated, never.

What doesn't kill (again) you makes you stronger(right?)...GO BROWNS!!!