God Hates Washington

I think we all know who caused this, ; George Bush -- the source of every problem ever, including, but not limited too, the Redskins' performance in Super Bowl XVIII, Heath Shuler and Southeast DC.

Poised For a Comeback?

Step 1: Joe Theisman gets the boot at MNF
Step 2: American Gladiators, once hosted by Joey T, gets marathon play on ESPN Classic
Step 3: American Gladiators 2000, hosted by Joe Theisman?

Dear God,
I haven't asked you for much and considering how frequently you drop the ball on my Redskin prayers, I implore you to make this happen.